Opening Day “Sex And The City Movie” Tickets Outsell “Indiana Jones”

May 31, 2008 · Filed Under Celeb · Comment 

Sarah Jessica Parker and her Manolos are kicking Indiana Jones’ butt at the box office. Opening day ticket sales for Sex And The City Movie unseated last week’s box office champ, Indy 4; banishing the action epic to second place and setting a new precedent for “chick flicks.” Yay for Girl Power! The four fashionistas from New York City, who grew to fame between 1998-2004 on the wildly-successful HBO comedy, sold approximately $26.9 million in tickets in the U.S and Canada on its first day in theaters on Friday. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull followed with about $12 million, according to preliminary estimates issued on Saturday. Sex And The City is well on it’s way to refuting early projections by topping this Weekend’s Box Office.

Has anyone seen Sex And The City yet? Are you planning to check it out? Don’t forget to tell us what you thought of the movie in the Comments Section.

David Cook “Nightline” Video ABC

May 31, 2008 · Filed Under Celeb · Comment 

American Idol David Cook was the subject of a featured segment on ABC’ Nightline newsmagazine Friday night.

The Size Of Zyg Gregorek’s Boat Is Just Fine, Thanks [GONE SHARKIN']

May 31, 2008 · Filed Under Errata · Comment 


If you're searching for the world's greatest fisherman look no further. And here I thought it was the guy on the Gorton's fishsticks box. Anyway, a British angler has caught nine species of shark, including the great white, which led some international organization of big-game fishermen to dub him the bestest, better than all the restest. But can he touch me in Sega Bass Fishing for the Wii? Dream on, shark boy.

Zyg Gregorek, 65, is the first recreational fisherman anywhere to catch all 27 species in the three so-called "royal slams" set by the International Game Fish Association (IGFA) - hooking nine species of shark, including the great white, ten of billfish and eight of tuna.

I'm pretty sure "royal slam" is an entree at Denny's, but impressive none the less.

It's not all fun and games, though; there are amusing accidental injuries as well.

"I caught a black marlin in Mozambique and when I jumped in to celebrate, I cut my leg on the propeller."

That'll teach you to mess with Jacque Jones.


Brooke Mueller Charlie Sheen Married: Brooke Mueller Charlie Sheen Wedding

May 31, 2008 · Filed Under Celeb · Comment 

Actor Charlie Sheen married real estate agent Brooke Mueller, thirty, in a private wedding ceremony in Los Angeles on Friday night, according to media reports. It is the third marriage for the forty-two year old Two and a Half Men star. The couple had been engaged since July 2007.

In attendance for the nups were Charlie’s father, actor Martin Sheen, brother actor and director Emilio Estevez, and his toddler daughters with ex-wife Denise Richards, Sam and Lola.

David Cook “Best Week Ever” Video VH1

May 31, 2008 · Filed Under Celeb · Comment 

An American Idol with a sense of humor-very refreshing. David Cook celebrated his successful splash on the Billboard Hot 100 earlier this week with an appearance on VH1’s Best Week Ever Friday night. Enjoy this YouTube video from the show.

Madonna “Give It 2 Me” Music Video

May 31, 2008 · Filed Under Celeb · Comment 

Hard Candy star Madonna has released a new video. Check out “Give It 2 Me.”

To Watch Tonight [RETRO RAYS]

May 31, 2008 · Filed Under Errata · Comment 

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What to watch while rethinking your game...

  • In Progress: Los Angeles Dodgers at New York Mets. [FOX] Chad Billingsley vs. Mike Pelfry. Joe Torre came back to New York for this?
  • In Progress: Los Angeles Sparks vs. Washington Mystics. The media will not let you dislike Candace Parker, try as you might. [ABC]
  • Movie: Mean Girls. An angry lesbian gets back at the girls who jilted her. 6 p.m. [ABC Family]
  • Movie: The Rookie. Finally, a movie that captures the golden years of the Devil Rays. 7 p.m. [ABC]
  • Stanley Cup Finals Game 4: Detroit Red Wings at Pittsburgh Penguins. Can the Pens make a habit of this whole scoring thing? 8 p.m. [NBC]
  • EliteXC Saturday Night Fights: Kimbo Slice is secretly replaced by Dmitri Young, few notice. 9 p.m. [CBS]


  • Whitlock Says No Tattoos, No Fat Chicks Equals Ratings Bonanza [TATS AND FATS]

    May 31, 2008 · Filed Under Errata · Comment 

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    Jason Whitlock has a new column fortified with eight types of essential craziness, arguing that one of the main reasons ratings are up for the NBA Playoffs is that many of the teams that hung around are devoid of tattoo-clad ruffians and street toughs. Another shocking revelation: fat people have sex. But it ain't pretty!

    I know many of you probably think the number of tattoos doesn't influence viewing habits. You're wrong. Like everything else televised, appearances matter. There's a reason you don't see nude scenes in movies with fat people. Trust me, fat people have sex. It's just no one wants to see it. Not even fat people.

    QUIT THE FATTIE SELF-HATRED, WHITLOCK! I'll have you know there are plenty of movies with fat people having sex. Chubby Chasers Three through Seven, for example, are excellent viewing. One and Two are okay, but you can tell the director is just getting his bearings.


    No one wants to watch Delonte West or Larry Hughes play basketball. It's uncomfortable and disconcerting. You don't want your kids to see it. You don't want your kids to think they should decorate their neck, arms, hands, chest and legs in paint. You don't want to waste time explaining to your kids that some millionaire athletes have so little genuine self-confidence that they find it necessary to cover themselves in tattoos as a way to mask their insecurities.

    I'm pretty sure this woman would dispute the assertion that no one wants to watch Delonte West. Hell, she wished he'd get more camera time. She's only up to thr third chapter of the novella on his arm.


    If R. Kelly Should Be On Trial For Anything, It’s Inspiring This [Does Sid Crosby Get 'Trapped In The Closet'?]

    May 31, 2008 · Filed Under Errata · Comment 
    The MERKIN mercilessly turns out attention to this spoof of R. Kelly's "Ignition" honoring the Red Wings' Henrik Zetterberg. Does this mean he pees on girls, too?


    Here are the lyrics (BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY DOPE!):

    now i'm not tryna be rude,
    but hey Zetterberg I'm feelin you,
    the way you're doin what u do,
    reminds me of Adrian Peterson,
    Thats why i'm makin these songs,
    tryna let you know my love is strong,
    you must be a hockey player,
    the way you're playin hockey

    i'll give u that PASS PASS
    n' give me that SCORE SCORE
    runnin your hands through my spikes
    as you skate down the ice
    while they say on The Score

    This is the remix to Zetters,
    while i'm rockin his sweater,
    he be scorin them goals,
    makin them wish they were better,
    sippin on champagne,
    won the championship game,
    this guy is friggin sick,
    hope you remember his name.

    snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe

    now its like murder he wrote,
    once he comes and scores a goal,
    Octopi all on the floor,
    while the fans scream for more,
    Zetters i'm feelin how ur scorin,
    u will never be borin,
    You will take that pick,
    score till 6 in the mornin

    i'll give u that PASS PASS
    n' give me that SCORE SCORE
    runnin your hands through my spikes
    as you skate down the ice
    while they say on The Score

    This is the remix to Zetters,
    while i'm rockin his sweater,
    he be scorin them goals,
    makin them wish they were better,
    sippin on champagne,
    won the championship game,
    this guy is friggin sick,
    hope you remember his name.

    snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe

    Holy hell, I was already rooting for the Penguins. Now I'm... still rooting for the Penguins, but I'll be forced to do so with this stuck in my head. At least I shall not suffer in solitude. Sorry folks. Weekend daddy projects his anger.


    Kentucky guard Derrick Jasper’s transfer …

    May 31, 2008 · Filed Under Errata · Comment 

    Kentucky guard Derrick Jasper's transfer now official [Louisville Courier-Journal]


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